Spring is in the air. MLB Network has random games on all day every day, fantasy leagues are inching closer to their drafts, the whole nine. I can’t wait for my fantasy league this year—we’re starting a dynasty carryover league with 40 roster spots, complete with minor leaguers. No one cares about anyone else’s leagues though. I’m writing this blog because I have an idea for a league that I want to start with some readers, who will almost undoubtedly be my buddies.
It has everything anyone would ever want in a fantasy league. Minimal effort, minimal roster moves, and most of all minimal thinking.
9 roster spots, no positions, 10 roster moves max throughout the year, set rosters once a week. Most importantly: 1 (ONE) category: #dingers.
Jackjobs, round-trippers, tators, bombs, piss rockets, longballs, Barry Bondses, souvenirs, dinks, blasts, dongs, laps, etc. This is gonna be the tits.
I want to start a home run only fantasy league. The draft would take like an hour tops, and managing the team would probably take like 20 minutes a month, tops.
Twelves teams, obviously I’m one owner. 11 more spots. If you want in, tweet me @dose17, email me at email@example.com, or if you actually know me in real life (so like 99% of the readership), just text me or something. Let’s make this baby happen.